Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s worst nightmare…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s worst nightmare…
…is the average voter achieving total consciousness before entering the booth…
…is regression to the mean…
…features snipers, snoopers and subpoenas…
Hillary Clinton’s worst nightmare…
showing up naked for her inauguration. No wait, that’s mine.
reality.
walking dead voting Republican.
…Dorothy, Toto and rain.
…what if Barack ties up his eviction in the courts?
…a cage match pitting Valarie Jarrett vs Huma Abedin.
Hillary Clinton’s worst nightmare…
…signing executive orders from Sing-Sing
…getting a phone call at 3:00 am. (that she won’t answer)
…publicity
Waking up with a man in her bed.
…her mother visiting a Planned Parenthood clinic when she was pregnant.
. . . honest, apolitical, intelligent reporters (luckily, she hasn’t found any in America).
…laryngitis.
Her programming devoulves into an unrecoverable loop.
…is a campaign bus breakdown in a dry county on a Sunday…
Hillary Clinton’s worst nightmare…
what do the monsters in people’s dreams dream about when they go to sleep at the end of the night?
…no drink when she needs one. It all comes down to that.
…thigh cramps.
…a detached buttocks.
…spontaneous combustion with flaming cankles.
…came true a month ago.
…President Gennifer Flowers and Vice President Monica Lewinsky.
…scoring lower than Joe Biden on an IQ test.
A mirror that shows the reflection of your soul.
…getting beaten at socialism by some who’s better at it than she is.
…being out-thugged by someone better at thuggery than she is.
…having people discover just how insanely vicious (and viciously insane) she actually is.
…a reservation for an extended stay at the aptly named Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, N.Y.
People did vote for Clinton as President. Bill Clinton.
“Mrs. Clinton, meet your new cellmate, Monica Lewinsky.”
“Mrs. Clinton, Bill is here for his conjugal visit.”
…exposure of an email that reveals that she is not a true believer in human-caused climate change.
. . . is failing ever to be President of the United States.
…losing the election to a write-in campaign by Bill Clinton.
….is a shoulder rub from Bill, followed by “it’s time for our annual”