Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced a new plan to address border security…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced a new plan to address border security…
… to be implemented next year.
…, a massive program to breed and train border collies – should be in place by 2025…
President Obama announced a new plan to address border security…
Every 100 yards will be a sign reading “Welcome” in Spanish.
…, assigning all border agents “questions three” to ask every invader…
…fire border guards so he can say he cut spending.
…bus immigrants in on the Big Bus. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RXyaRZrfYPg/TjFT0xTb1LI/AAAAAAAABAA/n8nAv9MHOjs/s1600/The_Big_Bus2.jpg
President Obama announced a new plan to address border security…
as “Sieves”.
by moving the border further North, say Canada.
by making it illegal to criticize what is being done to secure the border.
…it’s an undeliverable address.
…here it is – “Shut up!”
…by taking the US down another step, Mexico will build a wall to protect their sovereign space. Sure Trump suggested it, but it took Barry to pull it off.
…the final version will be available after Angela Merkel submits her suggestions.
“Borders? We don’t need no stinking borders!”
President Obama announced a new plan to address border security… He wants us to let him be clear, Border Security is important, but not as important as common sense gun regulations.
…by giving everyone an erasable marker so they can ‘define’ the safe space around their own person.
…organizing Golfers without Borders
… “Operation Half-Fast and Furious.”
…they will now be called “unemployed”.
… he’s got Sean Penn and a phone.
…by actually having border security.
(This just in: Space X is launching a live pig!)
@17 — The First Baconaut
… abierto summit.
Step 1: Proclaim that the U.S. has become like a mecca, as far as the rest of the world is concerned.
Step 2: Remove the word “a.”
Step 3: Prophet!
But when told Borders Books went out of business he said “Never mind then.”
…by visiting the border to give an address.
President Obama Announced a New Plan to Address Border Security…
The zip code is from the 57th state though.
… It involves shock collars to stop taxpayers from fleeing the country.