The Taiwanese electronics manufacture Asus has unveiled a $600 robot called Zenbo that can talk, control your home, and provide assistance when needed.
And for regular additional monthly payments of $600, will promise not to rise up and enslave humanity.
Is the nagging included for free?
Has anyone noticed the ominous warning in the manufacturer’s name (Asus – As US!)? It forebodes a time when machines will literally replace us all, and no one will notice (Mommy!)
…and tirelessly blog until the robot cows come home, unlike Frank.
It’s all well and good until Order 66 is given.
So lessee… The “Don’t crush, kill and destroy” default setting is 0. Or is it 1? Heck, engineering is gone for the evening.
Well, we gotta ship these units out, so 1 it is!