Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
…: guns cause global warming!
…shooting destroys your hearing and you will be unable to hear Sweet Katie’s questions.
That’s alright – she doesn’t listen to your answers anyway.
Guns come fo life, becoming cartoon-like when no one is around and randomly shoot things.
…: there are people who actually believe that guns have a purpose…
…: Katie Couric is a shape-shifting lizard…
…: that anyone would turn to EPIX to watch a documentary…
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
Katie giggles every time someone says “Pull the trigger”.
Guns are the leading cause of death among people who were shot
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
Osama Bin Laden was killed by an “Illegal” automatic rifle.
…: the Nazis used guns.
…Dan Rather typed her cue cards on an IBM Selectric typewriter.
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
…is that guns don’t come with “trigger” warnings.
…was the disclaimer at the end: “This documentary, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.”
… World War II was ended by politely asking Mr. Hitler to stop killing people.
…a hungry child can’t eat a gun but governments with all the guns have starved millions of children.
…Katie Couric shares 100% of her DNA with chimpanzees, but she doesn’t share her razor.
…being unarmed doesn’t mean you will be shot by a criminal, or not shot by a cop.
…contrary to NRA propaganda, it really is the BANG BANG sound that kills people.
…I would, in order, feel safer with Barney Fife and his one bullet, a kid with a chewed on Pop Tart, Sheriff Andy Taylor, liberals looking out for my best interests.
…is that it was produced by the same folks who edit the State Department’s press briefings.
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
…is that it won an award for “best editing”.
…eating utensils really do cause obesity.
…primate lives matter
…was fake but accurate
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary“…
was Barack Obama signing an EO retroactively banning all guns going back to 1492.
was Couric stating that she has no problem with guns, as long as they’re used for Republican circular firing squads every 4 years.
The oddest “fact” in Katie Couric’s gun “documentary”…
John Katzenjammer of Fjordland fame spent his entire life designing a working firearm composed entirely of cheese. He experimented with cheeses from all over the world seeking the firmest and densest cheese of them all, until one day he succeeded and coincidentally failed. He was experimenting with Kalari cheese which is a traditional ripened cheese product indigenous to Udhampur, Jammu province of Jammu and the Kashmir state of India. In a a completely unforeseen and tragic accident, a hunk of cheese broke free from the wheel of samsara and as a result John met both Karma and Kali when ironically an ounce of kalari broke both the sound barrier, and his skull.
…is that they couldn’t find any higher caliber talent than Katie.
The giggling… A few people … in the background… after any one of the guests are asked a question. mostly from the cutting room at the studio…