It’s Sarah K’s birthday! I know, it seems like she just had one last July 19th. But now she’s having another one.
Anyway, we need to help Frank J out. Between all his time playing Pokémon Go and coming up with excuses to not blog, he hasn’t had a lot of time left to pick out a birthday present for Sarah K. And this is where we come in.
What should Frank J get Sarah K for her birthday? It’s a special birthday (a gentleman never tells) so it needs to be a special gift.
Offer your birthday wishes along with gift suggestions for Sarah K.
he should giver her a shiny new gun.
men who love their women give them guns.
I agree. Something that goes pew pew pew…
Happy Birthday, K!
Happy Birthday, Sara!
Frank should get her a piece of jewelry with a large diamond. That’s what I’d get for my wife, if I had a wife.
Happy Birthday Sara 🙂
Get her an elephant. Not a Rhino or a Jackass.
Happy Birthday!
Today Frank should fix her a sammich!
Happy Birthday! Frank should give Sarah a full day of pampering at a day spa, and while she is gone he should care for the children and pets, keep the house at least as tidy as it was when she left, catch up the laundry (including folding and putting away), have her favorite supper ready when she gets home, clean up after supper, and put the children to bed. All of the above must be performed without texting/calling/e-mailing for instructions. Oh, and a shiny new gun would be nice, too.
Give her the Moon, Frank.
Let Sarah push the button that nukes the moon.
From 25 yards with her shiny new pistol
And she only gets one clip to hit it. (Of course, the button could be the size of Hillary’s Reset Button so she can’t miss.)
A day at the range and a pearl necklace.
(Although what Granny Boo said would be pretty nice too.)
Happy Birthday Sarah!!
Frank, you shouldn’t have…….
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/18/luxury/worlds-biggest-blue-diamond/
We always knew getting a real job would make you mega rich…. too rich to blog apparently…. hehehe
Happy Birthday – Sarah K
(That was your gift of poetry)
And Frank, just stick that wooden soup stirrin’ spoon in the barrel of her pistol so she doesn’t have to stand so close to the stove.
Condiments are always good:
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Cheers