Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama wants to give you “free” internet. In exchange for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama wants to give you “free” internet. In exchange for…
Obama wants to give you “free” internet. In exchange for…
only using it to advance the liberal agenda.
Obama wants to give you “free” internet. In exchange for…
your final capitulation on all your rights and freedoms.
…you ogling his junk. [link factual, but in questionable taste]
I always questioned the promise of a “new direction”. I thought it was a homophone!
. . . your first-born child
. . . your soul
. . . a kilogram of choom
. . . a good tee time
. . . a map of all fifty-seven states
. . . your vote, your children’s votes, your grandchildren’s votes, the votes of your undocumented neighbors, your dead ancestors’ votes, the votes of the early-released felons who live on your street . . .
…your promise to never work or pay taxes again, otherwise, it’s not “free”.
And of course, your D vote until Czarina Clinton abolishes that whole pesky voting nonsense.
…”free” obeisance…
…”free” surrender of all weapons….
…..your old obamaphone.
…a vote for Hillary.
Obama wants to give you “free” internet. In exchange for…
a large donation to the Obama Foundation
the head of Wikileaks on a platter
…a ruling by Justice Roberts that it be called a tax.
You have to register to be a Democrat which is the same as selling your soul.
… which, you just pay for the data’s shipping and handling. Cost of that to be announced at a future time.
… your help getting the internet out of his country. He’s a Kenyan prince, you know.
Obama wants to give you “free” internet. In exchange for…you soul; nothing personal, it’s just business.
… the same deal that free PBS TV and free NPR radio get.
… your promise never to log on to check.
… a 400% increase in the cost to access the internet.
…a full disclosure of all your credit card security codes to be on file at the Bluffdale, UT data storage center.
…a hamburger today, for which he will gladly pay you Tuesday.
… a box of paddleballs. Hey, it worked for Hedley Lamarr.
Any reason he wants, 1984 is one of his playbooks.
…a new abridged version of the internet, approved by the Minister of Truth so you won’t be misinformed.
Facebook’s Free Basics is yet another way competitive carriers can improve the lives of
rural Americansstandard rednecks.