Trumps says: “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
and Hillary responds: “Hit it”
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
spontaneous combustion.
…SMOD gets the final statement.
…a power outage.
…Anne Robinson standing in as the Moderator.
…is extra innings in LA…
…that both candidates actually ‘Stay In Vegas’.
…is that the Trashcan Man crashes Randall Flagg’s party for real…
Free drinks and a breakfast buffet.
The best thing we can hope for during the debate tonight…
Chris Wallace gets buffet food poisoning and Michael Savage is his replacement
Wallace actually asks Hillary questions from a list other than the list he has already given to her
A Fox News Alert – Obama and Biden have just resigned
Joe Wilson gives a live response to every Hillary statement
God shows up.
Tuna. Tuna is always the best thing to hope for.
Tuna’s good, but I prefer salmon.
Graham Chapman interrupts in uniform and stops the show because it’s too silly.
You wake up to discover it was a nutmare.
The best thing we can hope for during the debate tonight…
… Just before the debate, both of the candidates doubled down at the 99 cent ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Lobster Bar.
Both candidates resort to the “I know you are, but what am I?” ploy
The arrival of Gozer the Traveler
Trumps says: “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
and Hillary responds: “Hit it”
When they shake hands at the beginning (Ok, that’s already a stretch), They both simultaneously say, “Look! I’m grabbing a pussy.”
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
… is total protonic reversal.
… is someone slipped Ex-Lax in the chocolate cake at the buffet.
… is the debate being sanctioned by the Nevada Gaming Commission.
The networks air “Heidi” instead.
…cookies with walnuts.
…Trump’s hair hat falls off and/or Hillary collapses.
… Hillary has a Senior Moment, lasting the entire night. Trump takes a magic marker and draws on her face.
…I thinking more specifically, Hillary has a senior moment (mini-stroke) and confesses to what happened to Vince Foster (and everyone else).
…the Rapture (but then again…).
The debate would go on, but some of us wouldn’t have to watch.
…SEC football.
… Candidates approach the stage with hype men, laser light shows, and theme music.
ISIS does us a solid and packs the front row with suicide bombers.