Nobody Came After They Found Out the School Wasn’t Providing Free Kleenex

After Donald Trump’s victory, students at Cornell University held a “Cry In” for students disappointed by the election results.

Sadly, no one thought to sell tickets and popcorn to Trump supporters.

One Comment

  1. Bwahaahah!

    Hanging-chadenfreude.

    “I am Cornellio! I need T.P. for my votehole!”

    Well, if I’ve gotten them this pissed off already, I might as well add: “No free yenataprise?”

    Kleenex-First Lady, Kleenex-presidential candidate, Kleenex-Secretary of State, Kleenex-Senator, Kleenex-Democrat Party standard-bearer.

    “Did we fire six sh*ts, or only five?

    “Well, to tell you the truth, in all this *excitement*, I forgotten myself.

    “But seeing this is a #45 MAGA, the most powerful hangin’ in the world, you’ve got to be asking yourself —

    ” ‘Do I feel lacky’?

    “Well, do you, punk?”

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