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    • George: The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is?

      Kramer: Duty.

      George: Yeah, “duty”. Do you know how much duty is?

      Kramer: No, I dunno how much duty is.

      George: Duty is *nothing*. It’s like sales tax…

      Kramer: I still like to stop at the duty free shop.

  1. …the reunification of his luggage with Madonna’s face.

    …long overdue apology to France for the D-Day invasion.

    …Michelle winning best Cosplay getup when they stumbled into a Star Wars convention.

    …was cheered up immensely over election results by re-gifting of his speeches from kind hearted heads of states.

    …recent mass immigration of rich white liberal American elites made him feel right at home.

  2. The highlight of President Obama’s final visit to Europe…

    All the leaders returned the unopened boxes of Obama busts and iPods.

    When asked in Athens about his stewardship of the American economy, he said, “Greece is the word, is the word, is the word . . . ”

    He forgot to pack his golf clubs.

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