It’s the weekend! Happy dance!
Of course, weekends means sports. Well, there are some sports that play through the week. I mean, there’s baseball, right? Great sport. My team sucks.
Still, we like sports.
It’s Friday Night Open Thread. That means you don’t have to talk about sports. You pick the topic. Or topics. Lots and lots of topics. But you can talk about sports if you want. Or tell a joke. Or share a link. Or anything.
Who wants to start?
How many college basketball players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one – but he gets 3 credit hours.
How many [insert name of rival team] does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many college basketball players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one – but how many tries he gets depends on whether or not he was fouled in the act of screwing or before the screw. He either screws two, or one and one if his team is in the bonus. If he was screwing beyond the three point line and he missed the screw, he gets three screws to make two. But if he made it, only one screw. Of course, if he misses the screws, he’s screwed.
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it really gets screwed.
The video reminded me of Tom Leher’s Harvard Fight Song.
How about a little poetry this evening (even though it’s really this morning)… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r30Eltm2S2E