Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea said they’re going to fire a missile at…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea said they’re going to fire a missile at…
…the ground, guaranteeing success…
You never know. That may fail too.
Or Rosie ODonut’s a$$.
That’s a really low bar there…
…the Great Satan (hoping to get some support from Middle Eastern sources)…
…random (it is their usual pattern)…
…Will.
…B-6 (they’re hunting Battleships)…
… a target that will be determined by where the missile lands.
…that pigeon.
And if that works, they’ll integrate missiles into their strategy in the next Wacky Race they enter.
North Korea said they’re going to fire a missile at…
Tea time.
a Herring!
that pesky fly that keeps bumping into the window.
…I’m not going to say it’s aliens, but…
At the Knights who Say Ni!
At the China Sea…it’s close by, hard to miss, and won’t retaliate in kind.
“The moon. Ha, Ha. We beat you to it, Flank Freming!”
Frnak Flemmening won’t like your spelling.
. . . the mistletoe suspended from the rear belt loop of Donald Trump’s trousers.
…the broadside of a barn. The results were…well…
…Seattle.
Wait.
Lard Lad Donuts in Springfield USA for modeling their mascot after Dear Leader.
…Dear Leader’s hairstylist, ending the horror, the insanity.
…the one to blame for the previous failure, as always. They’ll have to shoot him after he survives, as always.
North Korea said they’re going to fire a missile at…
The sky. And the Norks have had a very impressive 39% success rate.
They’ll say they’re going to fire one at any number of things, what they actually hit is another question.
The North Koreans say they’re going to fire a missile at
the designers of all of the missiles that have failed so far (no doubt due to imperialist sabotage)
Japan (the odds of them hitting it are low, like most of their other resources)
Worldwide imperialist forces (broad target, vague target, easy to claim success)
Obama’s yacht (it’s big enough)
Passing dust particles