Rand Paul posted an opinion piece on Breitbart declaring that “real men cut taxes“.

And when they don’t, other real men give them a musket to the junk and throw them into a harbor.

Social activists are planning to examine racial issues at the national White Privilege Conference.

I heard that this year white people are looking to add “outscoring Asians on standardized testing” to the list.

China has launched its first aircraft carrier built entirely on its own.

That’s nice. Now Tom Cruise won’t have to be the shortest person on the set when they shoot the Chinese version of “Top Gun”.

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