Straight Line of the Day: And During Trump’s Second Hundred Days, You Can Expect…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

And during Trump’s second Hundred Days, you can expect…

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  1. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
    Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
    The dead rising from the grave!
    Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

  2. …Memorial Day, Independence Day. Wait. Let me consult Wikipedia:

    World Laughter Day – first Sunday of May (We’re starting early at IMAO…)
    International Workers’ Day – May 1
    May Day – May 1
    World Press Freedom Day – May 3
    Greenery Day – May 4
    Remembrance of the Dead – May 4
    Star Wars Day – May 4
    Cinco de Mayo – May 5
    International Midwives’ Day – May 5
    International No Diet Day – May 6
    Victory in Europe Day – May 8
    Military Spouse Day – May 11
    International Nurses Day – May 12
    International Day of Families – May 15
    International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia – May 17
    World Information Society Day – May 17
    International Day for Biological Diversity – May 22
    World Turtle Day – May 23
    Commonwealth Day – May 24
    African Liberation Day – May 25
    Geek Pride Day – May 25
    International Missing Children’s Day – May 25
    Towel Day – May 25
    World Multiple Sclerosis Day – May 25[1]
    Menstrual Hygiene Day – May 28
    World No Tobacco Day – May 31
    Memorial Day – last Monday of May

    And that’s JUST for May! (I’m particularly looking forward to “Geek Pride Day.” We should march or something.)

    • I watched Lilies of the Field yesterday (handyman roped into building a chapel for poor nuns). At one point, handyman Homer Smith (Sidney Poitier) compares the autocratic Mother Superior (Lilia Skala) to Hitler. The nuns (who are refugees from Germany) recoil as if they had been struck, and the expression on Smith’s face shows very clearly that he knows he has gone too far (no wonder SP won an Oscar, he was magnificent in this role). Comparisons to Hitler used to be reserved for the most extreme situations, not bandied about as a synonym for “Republican.”

  3. And during Trump’s second Hundred Days, you can expect…

    more Republican caving to the Democrat majority in Congress on every item that the public elected them to affect change in or to.

  4. …the sun to rise in the East and set in the West; rain to fall; wind to blow; birds to sing; puppies to play; Democrats to lie, cheat, obfuscate and engage in a level of hypocrisy that makes 1984 look like a best case scenario.

  5. Liberal heads to continue to explode, Newspapers and other lame scream media outfits will continue to lose viewers, readers and apologists, the Dow to continue to climb as folks get back to work, the swamp continues to drain so that there will be a run on sunscreen all over the country as the alligators become more and more exposed to sunlight. Should be fascinating.

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