Straight Line of the Day: Buried Deep in the New Budget Bill…

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Buried deep in the new budget bill

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  1. …the realization that adding a $Trillion per year to the national debt for the next decade doesn’t matter to either Party.

    …that instead, have a uni-party government.

    …that elections don’t matter.

    …Trump can’t can’t win and will give up trying.

    …a football that punts itself.

  2. Buried deep in the new budget bill…

    a trillion in reserve to prepay for the next government shutdown, how compassionate of them.

    the clean opinion audit report from Arthur Andersen

  3. Buried deep in the new budget bill….

    Was placed a weakness deep within the Budget. So deep it’s hard to find.

    The Democrats’ made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come.

    Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

  4. Buried Deep in the New Budget Bill…

    Listen children to a story
    That was written long ago
    ‘Bout a kingdom on a mountain
    And the valley folk below
    On the mountain was a treasure
    Buried deep beneath a stone
    And the valley people swore
    They’d have it for their very own

    [Chorus]
    Go ahead and hate your neighbor
    Go ahead and cheat a friend
    Do it in the name of Heaven
    You can justify it in the end
    There won’t be any trumpets blowin’
    Come the judgement day
    On the bloody mornin’ after
    One tin soldier rides away

    So the people of the valley
    Sent a message up the asking for
    The buried treasure
    Tons of gold for which they’d kill
    Came an answer from the kingdom
    With our brothers we will share
    All the secrets of our mountain
    All the riches buried there

    [Chorus]

    Now the valley cried with anger
    Mount your horses
    Draw your swords
    And they killed the mountain people
    So they won their just reward
    Now they stood beside the treasure
    On the mountain dark and red
    Turned the stone and looked beneath it
    ‘BALANCE THE DAMN BUDGET!’ was all it said

  5. Buried Deep in the New Budget Bill…the immortal soul of every Republican who voted for it. (The Democrats’ souls are already in Satan’s possession, and he refuses to loan them back.)

  6. is the Dorothy’s way home, the cowardly lion’s courage, the scarecrow’s brain and the tin man’s heart. After all now that the witch is no more all the things can be given back. What can I say I live in …………….(guess).

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