Emotion reading technology could soon be used by police after a Russian firm created a tool that can identify people in a crowd and tell if they are angry, stressed, or nervous.
In lab tests, it’s proven to be 100% accurate on liberals unsuccessfully trying to connect that firm to President Trump.
Hey, wait! The Telegraph has been in touch with the Russians and their plans! Investigate The Telegraph!! Impeach ’em!
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Anyway, what is the purpose of this technology?
Did the Russkies not see the stills of Trudeau and Speedbump Tsarnaev grinning happily in a crowd, knowing full well that they were going to place an explosive full of deadly nails next to a child?
Will combating jihad with emojihad be effective?
Could it be more effective than the Guided Michelles of hashtag warfare? Or FaceBukaki?
Terrorism’s a result of cultural and language barriers, some claim. So they want to wage Berlitzkreig.
They have a hunch — merely a hunch — that lack of cultural understanding causes terrorism. There’s nothing whatsoever to back up their belief, as each murderer continues to strike.
Shakespeare had his own hunch-backed murderer, who said: “Why, I can smile — and murder whiles I smile.” Not gonna work against committed terrorists, Russians.
They obviously know this works because they tested it on the parliament and every time they chanted death to America!! and we must wipe Israel off the map, it went off the scale. Praise Allah that Mullah Obama kept these evil commies from getting nukes!!11!!
They need a device to tell that a crowd of liberals are angry? Waste of money.
Right, Liberals are always angry, stressed, and nervous. not for nothing the phrase Perpetually aggrieved.
How about looking for muslims in crowds of infidels?
Prima faciel recognition software.