The work week has begun. And, it’s already 20% done! Yay!
It’s Monday, but it’s night. That makes it Monday night. Which means…
Monday Night Open Thread!
You pick the topics, you control the direction of the conversation.
Who wants to start?
The work week has begun. And, it’s already 20% done! Yay!
It’s Monday, but it’s night. That makes it Monday night. Which means…
Monday Night Open Thread!
You pick the topics, you control the direction of the conversation.
Who wants to start?
I’m still working, so I can’t start.
I hear DamnedCat wants to start.
I’ll give Jimmy and DamnCat a break.
Saw this headline:
All I can think of HITLER is how and HITLER why they are experimenting HITLER with this HITLER.
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Or:
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Perhaps by insisting on yet another recount of the election?
The yots of Chicago deserve a 2nd chance…and a 3rd …and a 4th
From the Daily Mail article:
Fifteen days of cellular stimulation? Meanwhile, the microbes that have already taken over are munching away on the remains…bacteria, fungi, viruses…
There’s a reason why things are “irreversible” in nature. It’s not that they’re impossible, its that they’re astronomically unlikely.
Sure they can do it, as long as they are not completely dead.
Reversing death!? Oh no!? What will the Munchkins do!? Because you know that dead witch is going to be pissed about that house falling on her.
♪♫♪♫ “As Coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her. And she’s not only merely dead, she’s really, most sincerely dead.” ♪♫♪♫
Here’s a good one:
“Create Your Re-Education Camp On Your Own Dime” – Lawmakers Propose Defunding Evergreen College
Olson Johnson: All right… we’ll give some land to the African Americans and the Asian Americans. But we don’t want the Snowflakes!
[everyone complains]
Olson Johnson: Aw, prairie scat… Everybody!
[everyone rejoices] ~ Blazing Saddles, 2017, updated PC version.
How to end a running gag.
Today’s most important anniversary is, of course, D-Day. My father was among those who stormed Omaha Beach. No birthday can stand up to the anniversary of D-Day; however, it is worthy of note that Nathan Hale, the American soldier and spy during the Revolutionary war who said before he was executed, “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country,” was born June 6, 1755. Never forget.
Aw, now I’m all verklempt.