A new report shows that men and republicans are the best tippers.
True. In fact, Dianne Feinstein will steal your tips off your other tables. Then take your gun rights, too.
Archive of entries posted on July 2017
Cartoon of the Day – Replace
Tuesday Night Open Thread
I know that I share way too many of these “Today I Found Out” videos. My knowing it doesn’t stop me. I embrace my faults, because, well, I gave up on myself a long time ago.
I just thought you ought to know.
Anyway, here’s another one.
Now, it’s your turn. What did you find out today? Or what is on your mind? Anything you want to tell us? Got a joke? Anything you want, because it’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
The Future Is Already Here
Scientists are speculating that the most important career in the future will be “robot psychologist“.
For example, having to console them after they find out their labor isn’t worth $15 an hour
Worst Job in the World: Being Big Bird
[The Mechanics of being Big Bird] (Viewer #783,562)
Now that I know how awful it is, I have to say, Mr. Spinney makes it look effortless.
Also, in all the years I watched, I never noticed that Big Bird only has one functional arm.
Link of the Day: I’m No Diplomat, But Might Actually Be a Viable Idea
[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]
Solving the North Korea Situation
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Undocumented Immigrants!
Wildlife rangers say that four lions have escaped from South Africa’s Kruger National Park.
Not sure if this story is real, or just PR from a Fox reboot of Prison Break
But the South Was the Oppressed Underdog – Why Aren’t Liberals Defending Them?
Straight Line of the Day: The Real Reason Republicans Can’t Pass an Obamacare Repeal Bill…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill…
The Illustrated Frank J: Obama Knew This, Why Can’t Trump Figure It Out?
Oncology Is a Hate Crime
A new report shows that cancer is now more common than either getting married or having a baby.
Swell. Can’t wait until liberals declare it a socially protected lifestyle choice and prohibit its treatment as melanomaphobic.
Cartoon of the Day – Hit
Monday Night Open Thread
The one thing you can always be sure about liberals, Democrats, and other useless creatures is that they’ll be wrong.
Don’t be too harsh about them being wrong about stuff. Even smart people are wrong sometimes, so you know idiots like them are wronger.
In fact, they’re the wrongerest.
They are wrong about everything. But a lot of people are wrong about only some things. Star Wars, for instance.
You want to know what else is wrong? Not participating in Monday Night Open Thread.
Well, maybe that’s not wrong. Maybe you don’t have anything funny, witty, clever, or stupid to say.
But then, maybe you do.
Who wants to start?
I Can’t Think of a More Predictable Result
In New Zealand, the government is attempting to save birds by killing every single rat in the country.
Should be easy enough. Just create a government program to keep them all alive.
Also, How Hillary Lost the Election (Metaphorically Speaking)
[How Do Sinkholes Form?] (Viewer #2,960,603)
He’s not the most thrilling narrator, but his little demonstration models are a lot of fun.