Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Rejected titles for Hillary Clinton’s new book…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Rejected titles for Hillary Clinton’s new book…
…”I, Robot”…
…”Hillary and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”…
…”Under Fire”…
…”Dammit, Bill, It’s All Your Fault”…
The Republic of Play Doh
How to Win Friends and Influence People
…”It Takes a Pillage”.
Get a Pleasant Voice the Hillary Way
Grow Rich Investing in Uranium
Recovery From Alcoholism
Six Weeks to a Better Body
The Fashionable Elegance of the Pantsuit
Literally LOL’ed.
Now I Know How The Wicked Witch Of The East Felt. Or, Who dropped That House On Me?
‘Huma loved me more than life itself!’
A Funny Thing Happened to Me On The Way to My Coronation.
…”The Vast Right-Wing/Russian/FBI/Bernie Sanders/CBS/NYT Conspiracy”.
(A sequel to her book on the 2008 election, “How I Was Stabbed in the Back by the Vast Rev. Wright-Wing Conspiracy)
Touché! A hit, a very palpable hit.
Just the Facts, Ma’am
Hellary To Pay
The Empty Pantsuit
I Don’t Remember
Benghazi, Fort Marcy Park, What Difference Does It Make?
This is everyone’s fault but mine.
Fat Drunk & Stupid Can Get You Through Life
How I Wash Blood Off My Hands
Don’t Forget the Garlic!
Still Not Indicted!
If I Like Your Bribe, I Can Keep Your Bribe
Character and Ethics Are Overated
“My Struggle”. Very interesting when translated to German.
…”The Biggest Loser”…
Hillary hears the Boos
The Decline and fall of the Pest.
Gone is the Windbag.
All the Presidents are still men.
The Munchkin Candidate
An Excuse grows in Crooklyn
It’s Your Fault.
Simple, but effective.
“Standing Here / With A Little Help From My Friends”
“I Want Some Cheese With This Whine”
I Blew it.
Why I thought that “Blowing it was my ticket to the white house” and other things Bill promised me.
What Happened?
“100,000 Reasons to Invest in Cattle”
“I Like Cigars”
“Don’t blame me, I was with the Band”
“Bright lies, Big loss”
“Zen and the art of blowing an election”
“My Dream didn’t go farther”
“Don Chaotic”
“and the bland blathered on…”
…”I Was Writing a Victory Speech”…
Rejected titles for Hillary Clinton’s new book…
Portrait of the Loser as an old hag
The Sound of her Fury
Catch-2016
The Prunes of Wrath
The Heart is a lonely drunkard
Lord of the Lies
Clinton’s complaint
Caught her in a lie
A Padded room with a view
The Voters don’t vote twice
Finally,
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest. [Didn’t even have to change that one.]
“The Heart is a lonely drunkard” — beautiful in its simplicity.
Shlonger Together
“Former Years! Former Years!”
Huma, The Best Medicine
CGI Friday
Narcissus and Goldman
A Weak In The Woods
Ah, Wilderness!
The Electoral College for Dummies
Sick Simper Tyrannis
Man! A lot of comedic talent here.
My suggestions:
“Silence, Peasants!” That’s ALWAYS pertinent for Hillary.
“Make America Grate Again”