Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
When a Never-Trumper says that it reads more like:
I oppose Trump’s border wall because!!!!!!
it doesn’t keep Californians, Oregonians, New Yorkers, etc., from entering the United States.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
claymores are cheaper.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
I would have to mow my own lawn and take care of my own kids.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
it will hamper the outflow of celebrities from the USA to their more desired places to live.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
I am the very model of a modern liberal contrarian.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
the world is round
It turns me on
Because the world is round
Aaaaaaah-aaah
Because the wind is high
It blows my mind
Because the wind is high
Aaaaaaah-ah
Love is old, love is new
Love is old, love is you
Because the sky is blue
It makes me cry
Because the sky is blue
Aah-a-a-a-ah-aah-a-ah-a-a-aah
Aah-a-a-a-a-a-ah-ah-ah-ah-aah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-a-a-aah
Aah-a-a-a-ah-aaaaah
All the liberals and Bannon will be on the wrong side of it.
…Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house, “Hey! What gives you the right?”
“To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in”
“If God was here he’d tell you to your face, Man, you’re some kinda sinner”…
I always hated this song. I’ll tell what gives me the “right”…I own this land, I pay the taxes on this land and that’s what gives me the right you trespessing hippy piece of s**t! Now get off my fence!
how do you define irony? Kid Rock covering this song.
…because Trump!
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…
I’ll let Groucho sum it up
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3etuIw-aM&w=560&h=315%5D
And if Oppo doesn’t beat me to it there is a good parody song just awaiting there.
Awaiting moderation? Ok you got me, what word triggered that?
It would restrict the annual
migration of wildebeest.
Is that the new Liberal term for Illegal Aliens?
Illegal aliens? Illegal aliens?! Illegal aliens?!! (Eyes bulge, spittle flies.) They’re PEOPLE!!1! People can’t be illegal, you fascist racist white supremacist worse-than-Hitler oppressor of the poor!!!1!11! WHERE are my damn safe space comfort puppies? (Hysterical sobbing.)
So I guess saying “wetback” is totally out of the question.
(Goes full Trigglypuff.)
Never go full Trigglypuff.
How ’bout beaner?
Yes, it’s the gnu term.
That pun is so bad I might yak.
They have pills for that if you want to bison.
Holy large herbivore with a slightly homophonic name!
…I don’t oppose it though….but make it high enough where the meth induced Drug Lords’ soldiers can’t pole vault over it.
…because it would only take for the Mexicans to build a giant badger shaped pinata… and some fool would let it in.
It alters the distance the Mexicannons™️ Can fire due to the elevated trajectory.
…because it’s the rough equivalent of telling a 7-yr-old that because he’s been indulging too much, you’re going to put the bowl of free candy behind a gold-clad baby-gate – It doesn’t do much to deter the 7-yr-old, but it costs a fortune, and is damn inconvenient for everyone who isn’t interested in the candy, but still has to get through the doorway from time to time.
A better alternative – get rid of the free-candy bowl.
I had to read this twice to get the full meaning…but I didn’t have to read it a third time.
Oh shut up. You do not.
…because it needs a moat with sharks with laser beam canons on their heads.
I oppose Trump’s border wall because…I’m just a poor Mexican who comes to your country only to smuggle the drugs. It’s not like I want to steal any of the jobs you don’t want to do, or vote in your elections, or collect the welfare, or drive with no insurance, or rape your daughter…well maybe only a little. I know that some Mexicans do these things but me…I just want to sell you the dope, that’s all. If you put up a wall to keep me out I can’t earn no money and my wife and ten kids may starve to death. You don’t want to be responsible for their untimely deaths do you? So don’t let that baboso Trump build his racist wall and keep me from earning a decent living. Viva la Mexico!! ~ El Zzyzx
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3etuIw-aM&w=560&h=315%5D
I wonder why my original post of this is still awaiting moderation.
You woudn’t want to post on a site that would accept you as a poster, would you?
Yes, I’m rather contrarian that way.