Headline: Scientists baffled after 49 dolphins wash up dead on beach
Alternate headline: “Finding Dory” sequel publicity stunt goes horribly wrong.
Headline: Scientists baffled after 49 dolphins wash up dead on beach
Alternate headline: “Finding Dory” sequel publicity stunt goes horribly wrong.
In a related story 49 dolphins find data disk labelled “Hillary Clinton Emails” on the bottom of the ocean.
It’s high time we closed the dolphin show loophole to prevent these senseless tragedies.
Rule #1 for formation swimming: don’t skimp on selecting a good leader.
Kids today. They probably weren’t looking where they were going; their faces were buried in their pod.
So you are blaming [the] Tide?
First thing you should ask, was the EPA doing any investigations in the area?
There’s a ‘So long and thanks for all the fish’ joke in there but I can’t find it.
Well, I found a few but they’re all obscene.
Flipper sleeps with the fishes.
Headline: Scientists know exactly what happened after 50 dolphins wash up dead on beach
Look. I’m not saying it was Aliens but… it was Aliens.