I remember Alan Thicke. I was surprised when I found out his sone had a hit record five years or so ago. It’s not a bad song. Sounds a little like something by Marvin Gaye.
Now that I have your attention — unless, of course, I just ran you all off — it’s your turn. It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
How Marketing works in America…………………
You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “She’s
fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic
in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
That’s a Sales Rep.
Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.
That’s Tech Support.
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be a lot of competition so you stand on a chair, one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
“I’m fantastic in bed!”
That’s Facebook.
You are at a party; this old man walks up to you and grabs your ass.
That’s Bill Clinton
You didn’t mind it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you
were offended and you are awarded a settlement.
That’s America!
I have a sneaking suspicion I know what what tomorrow night’s music video will be…
Yep. You noticed a pattern too, huh?
If it rhymes “drama” with “comma” at any point, I totally nailed it.
Francisco Jose de Goya, one of the truly great painters, was born March 30, 1746, in Fuendetodos, Spain.
And I’m very happy that I have no idea what the next “music” video will be (nor will I watch it).
I think it will be worth a look. Unless this Basil person pulls a fast one.
If it’s what everyone is expecting, you might wanna google the title and “lyrics,” read them, and then decide. It’s one of the best by Mr. Y.
You might not like it, I think you’ll appreciate it
Oh. Weird Al, right?
That’s where the smart money is.
So long as it’s not Thicke of the Night, we’re okay.
Basil wouldn’t do that to us, would he?
Would he??
He better not.