Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
if liberals believe it.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
it is followed by This is CNN
It starts with…. Everybody knows that………….
It’s not about aliens…. because if its real, its about aliens.
Curse you, CURSE YOU!
Nanu Nanu
On the other hand, if it’s not real, it’s still about aliens.
is that Jim Acosta’s lips are moving.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
is impossible so just ignore everything you hear throught MSM.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
is to throw the speaker into a pond. if he sinks then the news is true. If he floats then the news is fake.
and yes, you can also just weigh him against a duck.
$h*t Floats
It is not enough fun to weigh as a duck.
…is by checking its sell-by date…
…is by looking for Cyrillic letters in the header…
…ask Frank J. He’ll know…
…if it is sworn to by Mary Mapes.
…is if Wolf Blitzer isn’t smiling its true.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
…is if the last fake news story has run its course.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
is just to assume it is.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
is to substitute the world “Democrat” for where “Republican” is written and if upsets you, it’s more than likely fake news.
…it quotes Democrats as though they are truthful.
it leaves you expecting to hear…. Live From New York… It’s Saturday Night.
…any use of the “experts say” or sources say”.
…no Democrat is calling it fake news.
The easiest way to tell if something is fake news…
its tattooed on the back of the neck.
…at first impression the presentation seems real but an intellectual informs you the talking head is not wearing a bespoke clown suit.
…the Trump tweet orbit passes less than 300 miles over the heads of the liberals he is nuking.
…the thrill up Chris Matthews leg stays above his knee only as long as he keeps repeating the lie with spittle flying, vehement insincerity.
… put it in a room with real news. If it’s real news, they will reinforce each other; if it’s fake news they will start to annihilate each other.
(You may ask how you find the real news. But that’s a different topic.)
. . . is if the pictures of spaghetti trees are obviously Photoshopped.
I know that picture. You get an Obscure for that reference.
A recent study has shown that….