A new Google “smart” camera sits off to the side in a room and uses artificial intelligence and machine learning to try and guess when to best take a shot.
Great. A camera that takes your picture without your knowledge or permission. Not sure if that makes it paparazzi or a stalker.

Is it the Lee Harvey Oswald model?
Is it my ex-girlfriend?
(Re:
The Worst Part Is the Artificial Heavy Breathing
.. sits off to the side in a room and uses artificial intelligence and machine learning to try and guess when to best take a shot.)
Paparazzi or stalker? None of the above…try government.
And you used to laugh at your crazy uncle telling you that your TV was watching you
Squirrel?
Oh, yeahhhh…
Dang, missed again!