Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
…LOTS of cats.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
No spiders.
Their tourism motto: “Get Here, and Step On it!”
The governor will be Sappho.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
lots of uneaten sammiches.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
a lot of confused women who will have no one to yell at.
For some reason, it’s not over a fault.
…free Yoga and Anger Management classes.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
they will still be dependent upon Men to get them there.
…and open those pickled herring jars.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
the discovery that “Man-eating” tigers really don’t discriminate based on gender.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
are, I’m not saying its Aliens but…its Aliens.
… full acceptance of transsexuals, backed by government force.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
hearing “Yes that DOES make your butt look fat” over and over and over and…
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, terror and almost fanatical devotion to Hillary Clinton.
a decided dearth of the other 50 genders recognized by facebook.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
give me a week, I’ll think of something.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
Priapus worship services every afternoon.
There really won’t be a lot of nuts or wackos.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
the afternoon theatricals.
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And I was unaware there are 2 versions of this.
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no parallel parking
no checkbooks to balance
free roadside assistance for any vehicle with a flat tire
no vehicles with manual transmissions
stores where you aren’t even permitted to buy anything, thus creating the perfect shopping experience for women
…differently shaped missile defense system.
Every 28 days, a really, really nasty cat fight.
… – asking “Where are all the white wimmen at?” is a hanging offense…
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
the lighting of the Grail Shaped beacon and then the spankings. And then after the spankings comes the [REDACTED].
Ms. Fit toys
Scanty Navy ‘uns
The Bikini et al.
Mary Quay
…a strange obsession with masculinity, despite its absence.
Yuuuuge tracts of land.
White sandy beetches as far as the eye can see.
Stores that sell only sweatpants and chocolate.
No one will watch the WNBA there either
… willing to participate in extra dishin’.
… Peleliu fights.
Hillary will lose the presidential election there also, as exit polls show voters preferred to vote for a woman.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
…is that only humorless, homely, judgmental jiggly-puff type feminists will go thus leaving all the friendly hot chicks on the mainland.
One can only hope so.
…hundreds of spy satellites in stationary orbit overhead.
…lonely women putting toilet seats up and sighing.
…lots of shoe stores. And lots of meth.
Finland is planning to open a “female only” island. Among its notable features…
Three hour boat tours.
OMG how perfect is this?
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“Shut Up!” She explained.
Leg and underarm razors are complimentary. Also, unused.