[High Praise! to Oppo]

Autodrive My Car (to the tune of “Drive My Car” by The Beatles)

Asked the world what it wanted to see:
It said, “Baby, more I.T.!
I want autonomous, a car on a screen
But right now there’s something in-between.”

USB can drive my car
Yes I’m gonna beat OnStar
Say, YouTube can drive my car
And maybe T-bone you….

I told Alexa my reflexes were good
And she said “Baby, it’s understood:
Avoiding humans is all very fine
But I can’t be fined for any crime.”

GPS can drive my car
Yes I’m gonna beat OnStar
Say YouTube can drive my car
And maybe T-bone you;
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah….

I told that girl to Kickstart right away
And she said, “Listen, baby, I got nothing to say
I got no car that ain’t breaking apart
But I’ve replaced a driver, and that’s a start.”

Google View can drive my car
Yes I’m gonna beat OnStar
Baby, Musk can drive my car
And maybe T-bone you….
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (0101010101)
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (0101010101)
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (0101010101)
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (fade out)