Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Chinese have developed a new secret weapon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Chinese have developed a new secret weapon…
… So it can’t be Calgon.
Shhh! That’s an ancient secret!
…a new type of food that causes terminal constipation called Hung Chow.
… egg-fried ricin.
… karate chopsticks.
… explosive space moderators.
…a plan to disrupt American elections by convincing many, many people to run for office – beta test underway today in California…
The Chinese have developed a new secret weapon…
an hour later they will develop another one.
The Chinese have developed a new secret weapon…
luckily it requires a major political party to lose its collective mind and…Damn.
Me ol’ bamboo
The Chinese have developed a new secret weapon…and it’s numba one!
The Round Eyes will soon admit that General Tso is NOT chicken.
fortune cookies that explode, firing shrapnel into the body of the one who opened it (yes, I know that the fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco, so it’s not truly Chinese).
It called “The Craw!”
The Craw?
Not “The Craw!” . .. “The Craw!”
https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t-s&p=youtube+get+smart+the+craw#id=2&vid=187a3df78c68ebda5a7564277c10736a&action=click
Sleeper agents in every major metropolitan area who, when activated, will all get on the road and drive aimlessly.
The Craw Wars have begun!
The Chinese have developed a new secret weapon…
they call it, “Michelle Obama 2020”
It is based on the first two Prototypes “Clinton 1992 and 1996”. It achieved fairly great success with the next two upgrades “Obama 2008 and 2012.” the “Clinton II model 2016” failed to launch but there is much hope the Obama 2020 will finish the job of destroying America.
The only problem is that the delivery system is a teenager on a moped.
…the aircraft carrier CNS Fred and Lamont Sanford.
…The Great Wall Of Keeping Japan Out Of China.
…all their lazy teenagers are now lasery teenagers and they are on our lawns!!!