Straight Line of the Day: The Supreme Court Upheld President Trump’s Muslim Travel Ban. Trump’s Next Ban…

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The Supreme Court upheld President Trump’s muslim travel ban Trump’s next ban…

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  1. …rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists.

    [remember to censor that second-to-last one to avoid moderation. Thanks – Harvey]

    • He’s actually going to ban sh!t-kickers!?! Ass-kickers I can understand, hornswogglers; no problem, horse thieves should be hung, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, and vipers all vote Democrat so also understandable, but sh!t-kickers!?! That’s going too far!

  2. Senators who claim to have American Indian heritage but offer no evidence in support of the claim.

    CNN reporters who don’t know when to keep their mouths shut.

    socialist Senators who consistently bring in more than $1 million per year and own three houses.

    mayors who don’t support their cities’ police forces.

      • King Arthur: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can’t be done.

        [the Knights of Ni scream and cover their ears]

        Knight 1: Don’t say that word!

        King Arthur: What word?

        Knight 1: I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!

        King Arthur: How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what it is?

        [the Knights of Ni scream again]

        Knight 1: He said it again!

        King Arthur: What,”is”?

        Knight 1: No, no, not “is”. Wouldn’t get very far in life not saying “is”.

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