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  1. Heard on CNN, who
    Heard from the FBI, who
    Heard under covers there’s some Russians around
    They say they got a smoking gun
    And have a date next weekend
    Textin’ about coolly bringin’ Trump down
    I know the fakers would
    Talk for cheap when the story is good
    And details grow duller on down the line
    But I’m telling news babes:
    That I don’t think it’s news, babes
    And even if you’re ditzes keep this in mind

    [Refrain:]
    You’ll take it on the chin, Cable
    If that’s the way you want it, Cable
    And I don’t want you around
    I don’t believe you
    Not for a minute
    You’re under their thumb so you fake it then you run

    Your telling anti-white lies —
    Your “keep out of our bedroom” cries —
    You say you’re one of us, but you won’t say why
    But I know collusion
    And all you know’s illusion
    And you’ll never kneel to Barack again

    [Refrain x3]

    Heard it from a friend who
    Heard it from a friend who
    Heard it from a source there’s some Russians around

    — REO Jackwagon

  2. Better:

    You’ll take it on the chin, Cable
    If that’s the way you want it, Cable
    Many don’t want you around
    I don’t believe you
    Not for a minute
    You’re under their thumb so you’re faking what you run

  3. I read the news today, oh boy
    Four thousand lies without a link, I’m sure
    And though it fools the rather small
    We can discount them all
    Now they know just how it feels to have no gullibles at all
    I love to
    Turn
    Jong
    Un

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