It’s being reported that both Apple and Facebook are still looking for ways to identify and eliminate “fake news” during the run-up to the 2018 midterms.
Well, here’s a good rule of thumb: if the news anchor reporting it is smiling, it’s fake.
It’s being reported that both Apple and Facebook are still looking for ways to identify and eliminate “fake news” during the run-up to the 2018 midterms.
Well, here’s a good rule of thumb: if the news anchor reporting it is smiling, it’s fake.
How about just getting rid of everything the President says is fake? He is pretty much right 99% of the time.
Well at least Ed Schultz doesn’t have that smirky smile anymore. 🙂
Heard on CNN, who
Heard from the FBI, who
Heard under covers there’s some Russians around
They say they got a smoking gun
And have a date next weekend
Textin’ about coolly bringin’ Trump down
I know the fakers would
Talk for cheap when the story is good
And details grow duller on down the line
But I’m telling news babes:
That I don’t think it’s news, babes
And even if you’re ditzes keep this in mind
[Refrain:]
You’ll take it on the chin, Cable
If that’s the way you want it, Cable
And I don’t want you around
I don’t believe you
Not for a minute
You’re under their thumb so you fake it then you run
Your telling anti-white lies —
Your “keep out of our bedroom” cries —
You say you’re one of us, but you won’t say why
But I know collusion
And all you know’s illusion
And you’ll never kneel to Barack again
[Refrain x3]
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a source there’s some Russians around
— REO Jackwagon
Better:
You’ll take it on the chin, Cable
If that’s the way you want it, Cable
Many don’t want you around
I don’t believe you
Not for a minute
You’re under their thumb so you’re faking what you run
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand lies without a link, I’m sure
And though it fools the rather small
We can discount them all
Now they know just how it feels to have no gullibles at all
I love to
Turn
Jong
Un
the numer that it fools are rather small?
Very much better
“Woke” cup
Falafel bread
Dragging Comey through my head
Found my way downstairs and dank chai cup
And looking Che up,
I noticed all the hate
Fedora hat,
Funded a goat,
Made a busboy
Sign up to vote
Found my way uptown and had a stroke
Over what Trump spoke
And I went into full-Dem
“Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhh -Ahhhhh — Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh AAhhhh AAAhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhh ahh ahhh !!11!!. . . . .. aahhhhhhhhhhhhh …….”
Old bad cliche alert. If their lips are moving they are lying.