Dead Giveaway

It’s being reported that both Apple and Facebook are still looking for ways to identify and eliminate “fake news” during the run-up to the 2018 midterms.

Well, here’s a good rule of thumb: if the news anchor reporting it is smiling, it’s fake.

10 Comments

  1. Heard on CNN, who
    Heard from the FBI, who
    Heard under covers there’s some Russians around
    They say they got a smoking gun
    And have a date next weekend
    Textin’ about coolly bringin’ Trump down
    I know the fakers would
    Talk for cheap when the story is good
    And details grow duller on down the line
    But I’m telling news babes:
    That I don’t think it’s news, babes
    And even if you’re ditzes keep this in mind

    [Refrain:]
    You’ll take it on the chin, Cable
    If that’s the way you want it, Cable
    And I don’t want you around
    I don’t believe you
    Not for a minute
    You’re under their thumb so you fake it then you run

    Your telling anti-white lies —
    Your “keep out of our bedroom” cries —
    You say you’re one of us, but you won’t say why
    But I know collusion
    And all you know’s illusion
    And you’ll never kneel to Barack again

    [Refrain x3]

    Heard it from a friend who
    Heard it from a friend who
    Heard it from a source there’s some Russians around

    — REO Jackwagon

  2. Better:

    You’ll take it on the chin, Cable
    If that’s the way you want it, Cable
    Many don’t want you around
    I don’t believe you
    Not for a minute
    You’re under their thumb so you’re faking what you run

  3. I read the news today, oh boy
    Four thousand lies without a link, I’m sure
    And though it fools the rather small
    We can discount them all
    Now they know just how it feels to have no gullibles at all
    I love to
    Turn
    Jong
    Un

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