Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could be guaranteed one thing in life (besides money), what would it be?
Nail-biting Democrat losses in 52% of all federal elections going forward.
Heh. They’ll always think it’s just bad luck…
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
That’s three things.
I’d go withe the crush thing.
commas man, commas.
Loose shoes, warm toilet and plenty of poon. Wait that was someone else.
Earl Butz, Richard Nixon’s Secretary of Agriculture.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Earl_Butz
An unbiased press. News stories that present facts free of any attemt to shape their meaning, editors that select which stories to present and which not to, based on simple, logical, unbiased, consistently applied criteria.
Now you’ve made me sad.
Maybe this isn’t, strictly speaking, in life, but . . . a quick and reasonably pain-free death.
It can be arranged. Will you be home next Thursday around 4:45?
Not much, just to be Herdirary El Presidente For Life of the Earth.
Don’t worry, I’d be like Pinochet, not a commie one.
Cash, it’s just as good as money. ~Yogi Berra
Still one of funniest commercials of all time.