Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could have someone follow you around all the time, like a personal assistant, what would you have them do?
Not much. Mostly just arrange for my transportation needs.
I prefer to travel by sedan chair.
Put signs up on the Moon for me.
Signs on the Moon?? Have you got a valid permit for that?
Permit? We don’t need no stinkin’ permits!
Make me a sammich.
Mow my lawn and get rid of the crabgrass, clover and creeping Charlie.
Well since he is following me around, I’d have him stay behind me.
I would have require her to be a Blond with big breasts and owns a liquor store.
I would have her clean up my messes (including the messy byproducts of bodily functions), fix everything I inadvertently break, monitor my health and arrange (and pay for) my medical care, give me daily massages, praise me incessantly whether I have earned it or not, encourage my exercise by participating in every physical activity, feed me tasty and healthy meals, provide (and pay for) comfortable shelter, ensure that I am mentally stimulated, socially engaged, and provided with exciting leisure activities, bathe and groom me – wait, I have just described the life of my dogs. Lucky b@stards.
Poke me with their elbow or a walking stick when I get off task.
I would tell him or her to stop following me around. That’s just creepy.