Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could magically become fluent in any language, what would it be?

C#
Female
Love
Finnish, which thanks to 23&me is 1/3 my background. I thought I reached max diversity being Norwegian & Swedish. Who knew there were a gaggle of Finns in the sauna.
English
After meeting with many millenials, I would hope their answer to be, “English.”
Japanese…the only language I’m even halfway fluent in besides English which I was born into.
Was gonna say Italian but now I’m thinking German.
They have the coolest words, like my only freude these days, schadenfreude.
Assembly
Belter Creole, Sabaka!