President Trump said that if he were facing Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren during a debate, he would offer her $1 million to take a test to prove her Native American heritage.
Pffft! Easy… Probably says it right on Obama’s birth certificate.
President Trump said that if he were facing Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren during a debate, he would offer her $1 million to take a test to prove her Native American heritage.
Pffft! Easy… Probably says it right on Obama’s birth certificate.
Given how false traces can show up in test I would not put too great a store in that. Of course it would also mean Fauxcahantas had the balls to do it.
SQ.E.D.
Squaw Erat Demonstrandum.
You had it all
With your bogus gram’s recall
Starring in your own RaceGate show
Selling a way-too-Cherokee logo
Here’s looking at you kid
Dismissing all the things you did
Redefined it once again, I know
Just like that Cherokee mojo
It shook the whole Indian nation
Her claims without reservation
She claimed their blood was in her line
To get that post it served just fine
She can’t speak our our native tongue
taught at Harvard since she was young.
And her skin is so white and so bland
Like porceiain from Japan
Cherokee people
Cherokee tribe
She claims the pride
A lie that won’t die
Hmm…
Workin’ on the Native Moves
Tryin’ to make some front-page Cloward-Piven news
Workin’ on the Native Moves
Don’t seem to have too much to lose
In Obama’s time . . .
Oh, in the sweet, sweet Obama time . . .
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Barry Manitoba:
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Looks Like We’re Native . . .
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Jump the shark, Babe,
Have such faith, dear
Because, you know, you’re
Pearly white
Hit the jackpot
Cherokee, Babe
Yet you keep it
Out of sight
…
I said just denying’s (whoa)
Pretty tawdry
Look out for Miss Lucy
Charlie Brown
Yes, that line will
Fool the Right, Babe
And now that Cherokee’s
Back in town
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Something in the lack of proof
Dstracts me like no other poseur
Something in the way she whoops-ied
I cannot believe her now
You know I was deceived, and how
[waah waah waah wahh
Warren]
You’re asking me
Will your base grow?
I don’t know
I don’t know!
You’re schtick was found out, it’s all show
I don’t know
I don’t know . . .
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“I’d like to be
A Cherokee
And an activist unguarded
Throwing shade. . .”
Oh, wait, I’ve already used that one.
Indian Senator [ Ramones – Indian Giver]
I can still remember
It wasn’t long ago
Things you used to tell me
You said I had to know
You were part Indian you see
And that you always were
Then I said that can’t be true
You said that you were sure
Liz, you made a promise
Said you’d never take a test oh no
Oh no
Indian faker, Indian faker
Won’t even take a test to prove it to me
Indian faker, Indian faker
take the test, and let me see
Libby, I was feeling
a culture you did steal
You want me believing
The DNA you had was real
and it didn’t matter whether
You took the test to make it end
believe in you for forever
Yeah, was what you said
Liz, you are a clown,
I knew there was no Indian there
Oh, yeah
Indian faker, Indian faker
Take the test and prove to me
Indian faker, Indian faker
I know your DNA is white you see.
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I thought Liz was only telling fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Lies set out to get me
That’s the way it seemed
This appointment haunted all my dreams.
Then I saw her fakes
To underachievers.
Not her race —
No doubt in my mind.
That’s enough.
Oooooooh
I am naive but
Couldn’t believe her if I tried.
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Here come old Clatsop
She come fessin’ up slowly
She got Cujo eyeballs
She one phony roller
She got Ayers
Down
To her needs
Got to be a liberal
She just do what she please
She like-um moonshine
She got totem pratfalls
She got money backers
She one Fauxcahontas
She say I know use, use knows me
One thing I can sell you:
All you got should be free
[Alternate:
I know this
You know that
One this I can tell you is you didn’t build that]
Communism
Right now
Over me