Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
…shadow-banning ugly faces…
gaining back one dollar of stock value every day for the next 119 billion days.
hiring the marketing people who brought us New Coke.
hiring former General Electric CEO Jeffrey Immelt to do for Facebook what he did for GE.
…a new truth improvement algorithm they call “shade blocking”. For the greater good of the Facebook community.
…by placing tariffs on Google & Amazon.
…. asking elon musk for a business plan
…dropping “book” from the name and hiring Dirk Benedict as a spokesman…
…feeding more flies to their Lizard Person.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
promising only losing half that amount this week.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
letting conservatives post completely freely. HAHAHAHA, oh who am I kidding?
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
well I am not saying to let themselves be run by Aliens, but… it will be Aliens.
Probably Vogons. Vogons are officiously bureaucratic
And poets.
That’s a generous assessment.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
buying up all those zeroes Venezuela is chopping from its currency.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
doing what they are already doing, only twice as effectively.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
hiring more Socialists.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
blaming Trump.
…starting up a collection on GoFundMe
… filing Chapter 11
… hiring Hillary Clinton to make weekly excuses for the losses
beating their employees until morale improves…..
…kneeling during the National Anthem.
…screaming that all those who sold off the stock are racist, bigoted, homophobes!
…doing the same cr@p but claiming that they’re being oppressed by the patriarchy…
(Oh! Now we see the violence that is inherent in the system!)
Building a headquarters inside a volcano on an island and buying a cat!
Getting Democrats elected.
???
Profit!
…merging with it’s prime competitor, Breastbook.
…selling shares in Schadenfreudebook.
…asking everyone if they want to be on the right side of alternative history.
…looking harder to find the words face and book in Obamacare.
…copying the all-time best promotion and introducing the free shoeputer.
Breastbook…. AKA MyFaceIsUpHereBook
But your bankable assets are down there.
So, if they drop TattooBook and merge with Breastbook would it be a case of Tit for Tat?
If BreastBook didn’t save any persistent data, it could also be TaTa For Now.
…investing in Pioneer Aviation.
or some sort of robot butcher.
Changing to a MLM platform
Putting a huge bet on Trump being reelected in 2020, and then making it happen.
….”I think we’re gonna need a bigger bot.”
…claiming the lower value is now the new norm.
two words…
Kitten Memes
ICHC
…digging the hole even DEEPER!
…taking the red pill and seeing how far the rabbit hole goes.
After losing $119 billion in stock value in one day, Facebook vowed to improve itself by…
new targeted Ad campaign…in Russian.
Partnering with Ashley Madison