Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Mexico elected a new president. His first act in office…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Mexico elected a new president. His first act in office…
Mexico elected a new president. His first act in office…
re-enforce Mexico’s southern border.
Mexico elected a new president. His first act in office…
tell everyone to make a run for the border.
…will be to prepare two letters…
…will be to ban all Aliens – just sayin’…
…will be to have surgery to shorten his name…
…will be to re-invest the nation’s assets into jumping bean futures…
Raise enough pesos to pay for the wall
…is to smoke a joint.
…will be to sneak across the US border.
Beat me to it!
…he will place red tassels in the back window of the Presidential Limousine.
…Shout, “Remember the Alamo!”
will be to pursue and capture the Frito Bandito.
…is to endorse the “Disarm Slowpoke Rodriguez Act”.
…let the drug cartels know where to send their protection money.
Look at what socialism did for Venezuela and invest all his money outside the country.
…let everybody know that the police don’t need no stinking badges.
…end corruption with the Houses for Hovels act.
…reduce unemployment by limiting drug cartel hitmen to thirty murders per week.
… strive to reunite Juan, Paolo, Jorge, and Gringoes.
Total redesign of all the stinking badges.
Mexico elected a new president. His first act in office…
Will be to crack down on the drug cartels…it will also be his last act.
Told his buddies to go to HomeDepot without him.