Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
…Judge Roy Bean the Fourth.
The lovely Lilly Langtry is sure to respond to his letters now!
…once bit my sister.
…Judge Reinhold…
Judge Dread.
…Pontiac GTO.
Spoiler Alert!
Sammy Davis Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIcKkKID8k
…is Ruth Bader-Ginsberg’s great-great-grandson.
Let’s see … that would be worse … worser … Worstest-Ginsburg.
The Spanish Inquisitor
Nobody expects…
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
zzyzx, but only on condition he no longer posts a sign on the moon.
Some time in the future: In another landmark decision the US Supreme court decided today to rule in favor of Chief Justice zzyzx‘s right to the last post on the Sign on the Moon Thread. The historic 8 to 0 (the Chief Justice graciously redacted himself and did not vote) decision came as no surprise to knowledgeable legal scholars thought out the country, all of whom have often stated that, “Justice in this case is long overdue, it’s his divine right to have the last post.” This reporter couldn’t agree more.
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I’m not saying its an Alien but… its an Alien.
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
Angela Landsbury. Decision, she wrote.
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an aborted fetus. [Wonder how they will come down on Roe v Wade?]
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
a cute fluffy kitten.
will be a homosexual transgender half-black, half-Hispanic person of some sort.
will, if he wins confirmation, end every opinion that he writes with “How do you like them apples?”
will re-enact the Jack Nicholson “You can’t handle the truth!” scene in response to every question a senator asks during the confirmation hearings.
will be yuuuuge.
You know the first one is like someone ordering at a Starbucks.
along the lines of “I’ll have a homosexual transgender half-black, half-caf latte”?
Since there isn’t a Starbucks within twenty-five miles of my house, I’m not really up on this sort of thing.
I’m just enjoying picturing #2 and #3.
#3 should also be practiced on the bench.
will re-enact the Jack Nicholson “You can’t handle the truth!” scene in response to every question a senator asks during the confirmation hearings.
Oh, yes, please!
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will be tight!
Judge Judy in Disguise
ahh, the capital “D” makes it. (Did a double-take)
with glasses.
…must be able to withstand the gaze of Chuck Norris for 10 seconds.
So the plan is to leave the seat empty? Hey, bull riders only have to go 8.
… will BE Chuck Norris!
…will be the winner of the new reality show, “Justice Island.”
Sheriff Bart, now that his work is done in Rock Ridge
Sarah Palin, just to watch liberal heads explode
will tie Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s shoes together every time that she falls asleep during oral arguments.
will refer to Justice Kagan as “Zaftig” and Justice Sotomayor as “Chubby”
Correction: The “wise latina” will be referred to as “gordita”.
Now, let’s show some respect. “Gordita” would be capitalized, of course.
Apologies. I certainly meant no disrespect toward punctuation.
… will be My Mother The Car . . . a Judicial Fiat!
… will be Austin Powers: one swingin’ vote.
Mark Levin, just to watch liberal heads explode
Michael Savage, wouldn’t be a dull moment in those hearings
Judge Jeanine. Why not?
Will be an illegal immigrant from Russia.
водка и бекон (vodka i bekon) (vodka and bacon) to you, sir!
Bacon Martini sounds pretty good about right now.
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…said, “No Thanks!”
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
the bald guy from Murder One!
will address Senators Feinstein, Klobuchar, Hirono, and Harris as “Honey”.
will ask Senator Harris for her telephone number.
will address Senators Leahy, Coons, and Booker as “Baldy”; will not ask any of them for their telephone numbers.
will, of course, address Senator Flake as “Flakey”.
…will fill the docket with “judicial privilege” cases…
…will start by protesting the SCOTUS outdated wardrobe…
…will demand having every June off…
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will really grab them by their…legal briefs.
After Tonight, Aaron Judge.
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WILL NOT include any of the following typical Obama SCOTUS nominees….rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. Actually it might include some Methodists but absolutely none of the others.
Whoa! Didn’t see that coming… Trump’s new SCOTUS nominee…
Is Stevie Wonder. He didn’t either.