Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you had the power of teleportation, where would you go?
I would pop into an Antifa protest, yell “white supremacist infiltrator!” while pointing at the nearest masked schlub, then pop out as they start pummeling him into submission.
Later. Rinse. Repeat.

If you had the power of teleportation, where would you go?
two feet to the right.
How did the transporter know not to try and reconfigure you inside an object at your destination?
The transporter room of the USS Enterprise.
NX-01, 1701, 1701A, B,C,D, or E?
Oh, 1701. Definitely.
If I had the power of teleportation I’d open up a dentistry practice. It would revolutionize tooth extraction. And I promise I’d be really, really careful where I aim the beam.
I’d photobomb Putin at his next public appearance. Does anybody know how to spell “kick me” in Russian?
If I had the power of teleportation I’d teleport to hell so when I returned I could brag that I’d been…”To hell and back.”