Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What languages do you know how to speak?
English, Sesame Street Spanish, and Jive

American. Don’t really care about the also-rans.
There are other ones?
I can speak Gibberish. Not just any Gibberish. Authentic frontier Gibberish.
When I was very young, before I got an allowance, I could speak Liberal.
I can only speak Russian. I have Google Translate.
English. Southern. C#. VB.Net. I know a little COBOL, but please don’t tell anyone.
COBOL, JCL, EZtrieve, .Net, Perl and XML. Currently going to school to learn, HTML, CSS and JS.
oh and fluent in sarcasm and igpay atinlay..
English and Profanity!!!