Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be?
Dodging HK laser fire while running around in a murderbot-filled post-nuclear L.A., scrounging for food.

I’m not saying it’s aliens…but it’s aliens.
work.
My mother fisting me. I mean, it’s fun every once in a while, but now it’s getting routine and it’s like she expects it.
Gross, but it does deserve a piece of bacon.
Mowing the lawn. Although, I must admit, I don’t mow it on a daily basis.
Sitting in traffic on either I-24 west towards Nashville in the morning or I-24 west towards Murfreesboro in the evening.
If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be? It would be the thing I HAVE eliminated…getting up for work. Now that I am retired it’s the one thing I don’t have to do and I don’t do it anymore.
So you post in your sleep?
Having to deal with subordinates. They can be soooo insubrdinate!