Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is your favorite dessert?
Liberal tears, quiescently frozen into a delicate Italian-icelike delicacy of socialism and anguish.
Also, Häagen-Dazs chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.

Bubble gum, after I’ve arrived to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
“a delicate Italian-icelike delicacy of socialism and anguish.”
Che-re-bomb?
Populisticle?
The I-Ching on the cake?
Strawberries. But there’s a duplicate key to the locker, so they were stolen. And I could prove that, given enough time.
Sahara, hands down.
Red Hen’s After-Dinner Mince
Chocolate Moose.
Chocolate moose, indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAbWQFM4G24
Creme Brulee…oui?!
Deep fried bacon cheesecake.
Instant heart attack bacon to you mam.
It’s sweet and salty, like the tears of liberals on election night 2016.
New York Style Cheesecake, the only kind.
Deep dark chocolate cake with half inch thick chocolate frosting.
Banana pudding; the kind with real pudding, meriange, sliced bananas, and ‘Nilla wafers.
Man! Next IMAO cookout, you are to bring the desserts! Yum!
You do get invited to every year’s IMAO cookout, right?
well this is certainly awkward.