Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
…all questions are to be limited to 140 characters…
…no more bullying of Jim Acosta like asking him why his head is bigger than the Liberty Bell.
…unruly reporters can expect some discomfiture on “Waterboarding Wednesdays”.
…three strikes and you’re out…
…the first rule of White House Briefings is no talking about White House Briefings…
… whether you’re housebroken or not, be sure to put down a newspaper.
… Trump has gone into the fascist hunting business, and brother, business is booming.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
I’m not saying you have to admit that Aliens exist but…you’ll have to admit Aliens exist.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
all questions have to be prefaced, “Mr President, may I ask a question?”
…say the secret word and lose your hard pass…
1) The press conference begins when the Press Secretary says “One, two, three, eyes on me…”
2) No questions until the President says “I spy with my little eye…”
3) All questions must begin with “Mother may I…”
4) No hitting, shoving, spitting or breaking in line. Especially you, little Jimmy.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
you must guess the number the President is thinking before you can ask your question. One chance..
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
“He who would query the President must first answer me these questions three ‘ere the answer he see!”
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
before you can ask a question you must be holding the talking stick.
Brock Lesnar has it now…
…they must be actual reporters.
As per journalistic standards, the press room will be surrounded by a death forcefield for the duration of the conference.
All questions must be asked in Mime.
The president gets to pick which questioner gets the chair of honor for the “reporter” dunking booth. Nolan Ryan and Curt Schilling are guest pitchers.
Kind of wondering if a few more “Control” pitchers might be more appropriate. Unless they are planning a little “chin music” for the reporters.
Bring in out of control Randy Johnson and put a pigeon behind Acosta’s head. That should work.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
All reporters will now wear a shock collar. On their inner thigh.
The White House has issued new rules for White House reporters. For example…
the time out dunce cap and stool in the corner to which those who violate common courtesies are banished and must wear for the duration of the press conference.
for White House reporters. For example, they must slap Jim Acoster before asking a question.
On the way into the briefing room, each reporter will be handed a complete list of the softball questions he/she/it asked 0bama. They are only allowed to ask questions from that list, such as:
What is your favorite color?
What do you find enchanting about your presidency?
How do you feel about having a 110% approval rating?
Do you have some water? I feel faint in your presence.
and so forth
…it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
…no questions until the red laser dot is centered on the reporters forehead.