The US Navy has drafted a procedure to investigate and catalogue reports of unidentified flying objects coming in from its pilots, but won’t be making the information public.
Weirdly, Kamala Harris is sure the real reason for the silence is to cover up Russian collusion.
“Assign all that weird sciencey stuff to the Higgs Bosun’s Mate. About time he pulled his weight around here.”
— Navy Brass
18 of 20 (22? 25?) Democrat presidential candidates are calling for Barr’s resignation. The press treats this as serious commentary, No hint of the idea this might conceivably be political posturing.