The State Department suggests not going to Red China, because of the flu that’s killing people. They aren’t so much worried about you going to Red China and dying there as they are about you going to Red China, getting the flu, then coming back with the flu and giving it to everyone else. Like in one of those movies where Bruce Willis the kid watches Bruce Willis the adult die in an airport.

Anyway, they really aren’t concerned if you die over there. They don’t want you causing people to die over here by bringing the flu back with you.

So, as long as stuff from Red China stays in Red China, there’s not a problem, right?

Have you looked at your cell phone lately? Or your TV? Or your computer? Or most everything else in your house? All made in Red China. All ways for

Suddenly, Trump’s trade war with Red China isn’t looking so stupid, is it?

See you at the polls in November.