With All-Star voting. Who is best?

Batting Leadoff…

Bob B

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Heliotrope.Barber, your sportscaster,
bringing you the last inning of the game between the Cleveland
hippopotami and the Tawdry Yankees. Paris Hilton is
pitching for the Yankees. Here’s the pitch! It’s a low Supercilious
ball that just cuts the inside of the wood for a strike. That
makes the count 17 strikes and 10,000 balls. Now
here’s the next pitch. The batter swings and connects. It’s a long, high
fistula out to Enormous field. But George Clooney
is coming up fast and has it for the second out. The next batter up
is Carrot Top, the Cleveland Flatulent-stop. Here’s
the pitch… and it’s hit… a short ground ball to third moon.
Andy Dick scoops it up and throws it to first base for an out,
and the game is over. And the Yankees move into second place in the
small League!

In the 2 hole

Tankdemon

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mauve Barber, your sportscaster,
bringing you the last inning of the game between the Cleveland
Rock and the colossal Yankees. Morgan Fairchild is
pitching for the Yankees. Here’s the pitch! It’s a low moody
ball that just cuts the inside of the automobile for a strike. That
makes the count 15 strikes and Pi balls. Now
here’s the next pitch. The batter swings and connects. It’s a long, high
spatula out to harsh field. But Brad Pitt
is coming up fast and has it for the second out. The next batter up
is Beyonce, the Cleveland dire-stop. Here’s
the pitch… and it’s hit… a short ground ball to third stroller.
Mark Cuban scoops it up and throws it to first base for an out,
and the game is over. And the Yankees move into second place in the
presumptuous League!

Our best hitter at No. 3

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Purple Barber, your sportscaster,
bringing you the last inning of the game between the Cleveland
friends and the crooked Yankees. Corn Pop is
pitching for the Yankees. Here’s the pitch! It’s a low arrogant
ball that just cuts the inside of the book for a strike. That
makes the count 10 strikes and 1000 balls. Now
here’s the next pitch. The batter swings and connects. It’s a long, high
cow out to worried field. But Pee Wee Herman
is coming up fast and has it for the second out. The next batter up
is Mae West, the Cleveland thundering-stop. Here’s
the pitch… and it’s hit… a short ground ball to third zoo.
Chico Marx scoops it up and throws it to first base for an out,
and the game is over. And the Yankees move into second place in the
crazy League!

Clean up #4

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Red Barber, your sportscaster,
bringing you the last inning of the game between the Cleveland
Models and the resplendent Yankees. Kurt Godel.is
pitching for the Yankees. Here’s the pitch! It’s a low associative
ball that just cuts the inside of the codomain for a strike. That
makes the count 2 strikes and 24,601 balls. Now
here’s the next pitch. The batter swings and connects. It’s a long, high
type out to creative .field. But Emmy Noether
is coming up fast and has it for the second out. The next batter up
is Georg Cantor, the Cleveland innumerable-stop. Here’s
the pitch… and it’s hit… a short ground ball to third cardinal.
Emily Post scoops it up and throws it to first base for an out,
and the game is over. And the Yankees move into second place in the
low League!

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Combined

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Orange.Barber, your sportscaster,
bringing you the last inning of the game between the Cleveland
Oxen and the Hairy Yankees. Andy Griffith is
pitching for the Yankees. Here’s the pitch! It’s a low slimy
ball that just cuts the inside of the Ego for a strike. That
makes the count 999 strikes and IV balls. Now
here’s the next pitch. The batter swings and connects. It’s a long, high
shock out to traitorous field. But Minnie Pearl
is coming up fast and has it for the second out. The next batter up
is Bob Hope, the Cleveland barbarous-stop. Here’s
the pitch… and it’s hit… a short ground ball to third Nouns.
Jack Webb scoops it up and throws it to first base for an out,
and the game is over. And the Yankees move into second place in the
voluminous League!

Vote early, vote often.

Here is the concept. I hope all of you have at one time or another in your life played “Madlibs”. Basically a story has several nouns, verbs, adjectives etc. removed from it and you, the participant, provide some. All without knowing the story. Shall we give it the ol’ college try?

What I want is that each person post one word from the required list. Once the list is complete I will release the story so you can see the results. No double dipping on entries, we want as many participants as possible.

So that is your mission should you decide to accept it. Good luck Jim.

Adjective #1:

Adjective #2:

Adjective #3:

Adjective #4:

Adjective #5:

Celebrity #1:

Celebrity #2:

Celebrity #3:

Celebrity #4:

Color:

Noun #1:

Noun #2:

Noun #3:

Number #1:

Number #2:

Plural Noun:

The result will be updated here when complete and I get home from work.

Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa is going to the moon. Well, he plans to go to the moon. He’s suppose to be a passenger on a spaceship that Elon Musk is planning to send around the moon in 2023.

He’s not going alone. He wants to take artists to the moon with him. I think he’s bringing them back, though, so the Earth won’t be shed of them, so don’t get your hopes up.

He also wants to take a girlfriend with him. Only, he doesn’t have a girlfriend. So, he’s doing a TV show to find a girlfriend to take with him.

Let’s think about that for a minute. He’s a billionaire. He’s a huge Twitter star. He has his own TV show. And he does crazy stuff. Sounds like Donald Trump, right?

Well, Donald Trump has been able to get hot women. Yusaku Maezawa has to go on TV to find a girlfriend. Trump didn’t need to find a hot chick on TV, they came flocking to him.

How big of a jerk must this guy be to have billions of dollars and not be able to get a girlfriend without a TV show?

Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he’s been a rather effective president, and knows how to get the hot chicks.