Welcome to MAGA Donald’s. May I take your order?

I want my presidency, and I want it super-sized.

I beg your pardon. Your presidency?

Yes, it’s mine, and I want it.

I’m sorry, but that is a special order item and it’s only available for a limited time. We won’t have another available for quite a while. Is there something else you’d like to order?

What do you mean? It’s mine and I want it, and I want it now. I ordered it earlier, so give it to me.

Feel free to order something else, ma’am. Let me suggest a prison term. We have one already available for you.

This is the worst service I’ve ever had. You’ll hear from my lawyer!

If you have any left alive, I look forward to hearing from them.

Next in line, may I take your order?

Yes, I’d like to order an impeachment.

(Oh, gosh. Why did I ever offer to work a double shift?)