Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

One Last Cory Booker Jab

He was hot stuff some years ago, but was barely a blip this election cycle. One last jab at Cory Booker to close the work week.


[The Patriot Post]

Straight Line of the Day: Now Filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…

Straight Line of the Day: Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…


(Hint: It isn’t Mitch Ado About Nothing
or Some Like It Not.)


Phriday Philosophy: But I repeat myself

Personally I think they are born that way.

Welcome to MAGA Donald’s

MAGA Donald's
Welcome to MAGA Donald’s. May I take your order?

Hillary
I want my presidency, and I want it super-sized.

MAGA Donald's
I beg your pardon. Your presidency?

Hillary upset
Yes, it’s mine, and I want it.

MAGA Donald's
I’m sorry, but that is a special order item and it’s only available for a limited time. We won’t have another available for quite a while. Is there something else you’d like to order?

Hillary upset
What do you mean? It’s mine and I want it, and I want it now. I ordered it earlier, so give it to me.

MAGA Donald's
Feel free to order something else, ma’am. Let me suggest a prison term. We have one already available for you.

Hillary angry
This is the worst service I’ve ever had. You’ll hear from my lawyer!

MAGA Donald's
If you have any left alive, I look forward to hearing from them.

Next in line, may I take your order?

Pelosi drunk
Yes, I’d like to order an impeachment.

MAGA Donald's
(Oh, gosh. Why did I ever offer to work a double shift?)