Pence: [consoling Trump] “What did you expect? Welcome, Donny? Make yourself at home in the White House? Lower America’s taxes? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple Democrats. These are people of tax the land. The common Liberal of the new West. You know… morons.
…that are all reboots of popular films staring Schumer.
The Jerk
The Manchurian Candidate
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (co-star Shifty Schiff)
Dumb and Dumber (co-star Pelosi)
Animal House (House Dems as Omega Theta Pi)
Land of the Lost (AOC as Sleestaks)
Titanic (Dem presidential candidate field supporting cast)
Mold Slinger
He’s a sham, the ‘Rat with gastritis touch
He don’t know much
Such a-hole bringer
Threatens you to enter goosestep of spin
But don’t go in
Dr. Didlittle.
Or
Dr. DidDiddle
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
The charge of the impeachment brigade.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
300 Angry Americans
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Mr. Trump stays in Washington.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Fight Club staring Schumer’s face
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Blazing Subpoenas
Pence: [consoling Trump] “What did you expect? Welcome, Donny? Make yourself at home in the White House? Lower America’s taxes? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple Democrats. These are people of tax the land. The common Liberal of the new West. You know… morons.
…”How the House was Lost”.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
What did you do during Impeachment Chuckie?
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
…that are all reboots of popular films staring Schumer.
The Jerk
The Manchurian Candidate
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (co-star Shifty Schiff)
Dumb and Dumber (co-star Pelosi)
Animal House (House Dems as Omega Theta Pi)
Land of the Lost (AOC as Sleestaks)
Titanic (Dem presidential candidate field supporting cast)
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Quid Pro Quo Vadis
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
To Live and Die in DC.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Faster Democrats, Kill, Kill!
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
A CrockJerk Orange (Derangement Syndrome)
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Fear and Loathing in D.C.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
The SCIF – Where the truth never sees the light of day
… “I Was a Male Impeachment Bride”…
… “Dr. Strainedcase, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nuclear Option”
… “Chucky 2020: This Time It’s Personal”…
Grumpiest Old Man
… “The Never-ending Investigation”…
Impeachment with schmucks.
The Fascist and The Spurious
Unbearable on 34th Street
Day of the Living Schumer.
Nobody’s Laughing Now: My Rise to Comedy Mediocrity.
(Oops, wrong Schumer.)
Close enough for government work.
Mold Slinger
He’s a sham, the ‘Rat with gastritis touch
He don’t know much
Such a-hole bringer
Threatens you to enter goosestep of spin
But don’t go in
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
The (Social Justice) Warriors.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
One Never Left the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Dial “I” for Impeachment.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
The Phantom of the Senate.
Plan Nine from Schumer’s Mind
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Dr. Strangesenator or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the impeachment.
Gentlemen you can’t fight in here…this is the Senate Rotunda!
…”That Darn Trump”
…”There Russians Are Here”.
…”Stopped Making Sense”.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
Gone with the Impeachment.
Episode IV: A new Hope
Cloudy with a chance of screwballs
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
The Good, the Bad, and the Impeached.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
For a Few Impeachments More.
Now filming: a Schumer Blockbuster…
A Fist Full of Impeachments.