IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #15 9-12-05

The 15th podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. IMAO’s Time Machine (Part 1)
  2. Introduction, sponsors & guest Nathan
  3. Nathan “If I could go back in time”
  4. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Is Time Travel Possible?
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Iowa Part 1
  6. SarahK “If I could go back in time”
  7. Harvey: Fun Facts About Iowa Part 2
  8. Spacemonkey “If I could go back in time”
  9. IMAO’s Time Machine (Part 2)
  10. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Froggy Wizard
  11. Harvey “If I could go back in time”
  12. SarahK reviews the Glock 17
  13. Frank J “If I could go back in time”
  14. IMAO’s Time Machine (Part 3)
  15. Conclusion

If you are able to assist Harvey during this time, it would be greatly appreciated.

 

Submitted For Your Approval: Taxes Werk!!1!

From Gumbeaux.

Straight Line of the Day: You Wake Up To Find Elizabeth Warren Going Through Your Wallet. What Do You Do?

Straight Line of the Day: You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do?


Kartoon Korner: Math Edition

But they said there would be no math!

Found around the internet. You know, those places your mother told you to avoid.

 

Submitted For Your Approval: Impeachable Offense

From Gumbeaux.

Michelle Obama’s Birthday

I totally missed the fact that yesterday was Michelle Obama’s birthday. Not that I really care, since I’m not a fan of her nor that husband of hers. I only knew because President Trump announced the rollback of the Michelle Meals.

I couldn’t come up with anything to top that, but I can join in. And so could you.

Yesterday, as I wasn’t prepared for it, so I just ate what I felt like at the time, with no planning some really bad eating. I had a vegetable plate for lunch — not because I’m trying to eat healthy; one look at me will tell you I don’t do that — because I wanted a vegetable plate for lunch. Besides, macaroni and cheese was one of the vegetables. For supper, I had Chick-fil-A. Of course, breakfast yesterday had sausage, egg, and waffle stuff, so there’s that.

Had I know about Michelle Obama’s birthday, I would have stepped up my game and eaten some really yummy and no good for you food. Maybe a pizza. Not a slice of pizza, but a whole pizza. With bacon. And extra cheese. That would have been good.

What about you? Did you celebrate Michelle Obama’s birthday with some really good food that would have hurt her feelings? How did you spend the day?