Straight Line of the Day: You Wake Up To Find Elizabeth Warren Going Through Your Wallet. What Do You Do? Posted by Oppo on 18 January 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do?
I ‘pose I’d have to tell her the sad truth,,,”Sorry lady, I’m a middle class tax payer, so if you’re looking for money in my wallet you ain’t gonna find any.” Reply to this comment
Hit her over the head with a pillow which will probably knock her out. I like a firm pillow. Reply to this comment
Lament the direction your life has taken to lead to the situation where you wake up in the same room as fauxcahontis. Reply to this comment
Find out how long I’ve been in that room. There is no drug strong enough that I went there with her. Reply to this comment
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do? Shoot her. Shoot her dead, dead, dead. Reply to this comment
Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot her, you’ll just make her mad. Reply to this comment
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do? Quit sniffin’ glue for the week. Reply to this comment
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do? Hope to Gawd she doesn’t find the condom. Reply to this comment
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do? Prepare for total war. Reply to this comment
Laugh! Bernie beat her to anything worthwhile.
I ‘pose I’d have to tell her the sad truth,,,”Sorry lady, I’m a middle class tax payer, so if you’re looking for money in my wallet you ain’t gonna find any.”
Introduce her to my copy of SarahK’s ‘Mr. Shiny’.
Hit her over the head with a pillow which will probably knock her out. I like a firm pillow.
Pray to god that you didn’t have sex with her in a drunken stupor!
Or any other kind of stupor for that matter.
Lament the direction your life has taken to lead to the situation where you wake up in the same room as fauxcahontis.
Find out how long I’ve been in that room. There is no drug strong enough that I went there with her.
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do?
Shoot her. Shoot her dead, dead, dead.
Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot her, you’ll just make her mad.
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do?
Quit sniffin’ glue for the week.
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do?
Hope to Gawd she doesn’t find the condom.
You wake up to find Elizabeth Warren going through your wallet. What do you do?
Prepare for total war.
Tell her she needs to make a reservation.
… Offer her… a beer, until the police arrive…
Sweep the leg, you have problem with that?
If you receive government benefits, can you call her an Indian giver?
Not on twitter.
“What the hell did you put in that peace pipe?”
Grab the tomahawk, give a liberal hack.
Say “Me no have-um wampum. You go-um wine cave. They give-um wampum.”
Go completely off the reservation at her.