
Welcome to MAGA Donald’s. May I take your order?

I want my presidency, and I want it super-sized.

I beg your pardon. Your presidency?

Yes, it’s mine, and I want it.

I’m sorry, but that is a special order item and it’s only available for a limited time. We won’t have another available for quite a while. Is there something else you’d like to order?

What do you mean? It’s mine and I want it, and I want it now. I ordered it earlier, so give it to me.

Feel free to order something else, ma’am. Let me suggest a prison term. We have one already available for you.

This is the worst service I’ve ever had. You’ll hear from my lawyer!

If you have any left alive, I look forward to hearing from them.
Next in line, may I take your order?

Yes, I’d like to order an impeachment.

(Oh, gosh. Why did I ever offer to work a double shift?)

If I get my impeachment I’ll give you a free pen…how ’bout it? By the way, you wouldn’t have any spare Fixodent would you??
Clever!! Olds school, but clever!
You shoud pitch this to some of the meme makers on Twitter. They could animate it.
@Solmemes1
@CarpeDonktum
@mad_liberals
“Do you want Leftist tears with that?”
DT: Sure, I can give you an impeachment, but I’m going to need something from you in return.
NP: QUID PRO QUO!
DT: Well, I was referring to a buck fifty. See the price on the board there?
NP: I only pay for things with other people’s money.
DT: Sorry they’re all out.
NP: What do you mean, “all out?”
DT: No more money from other people.
NP: Those greedy bastards!
Needs more incoherence from Nancy to achieve authenticity.
The incoherence is a public act. In private she’s a 34 year old male method actor from L.A.with a poster of Mrs Doubtfire on the wall of his private beach yert. His lines are written by the re-animated corpse head of Benito Mussolini.
That’s some method he’s got going there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8