Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa is going to the moon. Well, he plans to go to the moon. He’s suppose to be a passenger on a spaceship that Elon Musk is planning to send around the moon in 2023.
He’s not going alone. He wants to take artists to the moon with him. I think he’s bringing them back, though, so the Earth won’t be shed of them, so don’t get your hopes up.
He also wants to take a girlfriend with him. Only, he doesn’t have a girlfriend. So, he’s doing a TV show to find a girlfriend to take with him.
Let’s think about that for a minute. He’s a billionaire. He’s a huge Twitter star. He has his own TV show. And he does crazy stuff. Sounds like Donald Trump, right?
Well, Donald Trump has been able to get hot women. Yusaku Maezawa has to go on TV to find a girlfriend. Trump didn’t need to find a hot chick on TV, they came flocking to him.
How big of a jerk must this guy be to have billions of dollars and not be able to get a girlfriend without a TV show?
Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he’s been a rather effective president, and knows how to get the hot chicks.
Kobe didn’t have any trouble getting girlfriends either….and he was married!
Aren’t the Japanese currently not breeding themselves out of existence?
I think so. For some reason they can’t even supply enough clean underpants for their current population and some Japanese people have to resort to buying used underpants from vending machines. I expect that this would be a real boon for the laundry industry in Japan. Perhaps Yusaku Maezawa made his billions in the aforementioned laundry industry.