Oh Democrats actually do fix problems, but only Democrats understand how the fix to the problem makes any sense. Everyone else is left completely mystified. For example…. Problem: Thousands of homeless people use the streets of California cities as toilets. Solution: Ban plastic straws and cups. Problem: Chronic housing shortage in San Francisco. Solution: Ban “assault weapons” and ammo. Problem: Farmers in San Joaquin Valley are in need of water to irrigate crops vital to economy of the state. Solution: Allow more water to flow unimpeded to the Pacific Ocean. Problem: Illegal aliens drive without car insurance. Solution: Force legal residents to buy higher priced insurance to make up for lack of insurance by illegals. Problem: Most children of illegals speak only Spanish. Solution: Don’t teach them English, force teachers to learn Spanish. So they do have solutions to problems but they are very mysterious to normal people.
Re the residents of the San Joaquin Valley are largely Republican. The water they used to get is now pumped to LA. That one in particular isn’t so mysterious.
Oh Democrats actually do fix problems, but only Democrats understand how the fix to the problem makes any sense. Everyone else is left completely mystified. For example…. Problem: Thousands of homeless people use the streets of California cities as toilets. Solution: Ban plastic straws and cups. Problem: Chronic housing shortage in San Francisco. Solution: Ban “assault weapons” and ammo. Problem: Farmers in San Joaquin Valley are in need of water to irrigate crops vital to economy of the state. Solution: Allow more water to flow unimpeded to the Pacific Ocean. Problem: Illegal aliens drive without car insurance. Solution: Force legal residents to buy higher priced insurance to make up for lack of insurance by illegals. Problem: Most children of illegals speak only Spanish. Solution: Don’t teach them English, force teachers to learn Spanish. So they do have solutions to problems but they are very mysterious to normal people.
Re the residents of the San Joaquin Valley are largely Republican. The water they used to get is now pumped to LA. That one in particular isn’t so mysterious.
I’m fixing a problem
with a silly solution
that only works in my mind
that’s how it goes…